Ever see an advertisement on tv and know, just know, that they are lying to you? That is how I felt today when I saw this ad for the first time.



Wait, on second thought, this is exactly what our mornings look like here. First I grab a handful of "breakfast food" with the nutritional content of a sugar-coated piece of cardboard on steroids. Then, the sheer magic of these amazing pieces of toasted cardboard cause sparkles to fly through the house, acting as the worlds best alarm clock, making my child bounce out of his room in an adorable outfit while the sheer joy of getting up in the morning turns my house into something that rivals Mickey's Club House, full of slides and fire poles and while the children go down the slide they come up with a little dance routine and acquire amazing new gymnastics talents.

Yes, I think I will go right out and buy these because... who wouldn't?